The PerfectPerch - Luxury Toilet Stool - Personalized - Funny Engraved Squatty Potty
Elevate Your Daily Ritual with The Perfect Perch 🌿
Handcrafted for those who value both bathroom wellness and high-end interior design, this isn't just a toilet stool—it’s a piece of functional furniture designed to blend seamlessly with your home.
Whether you're looking to improve your posture or searching for the ultimate "useful yet hilarious" housewarming gift, The Perfect Perch delivers comfort, style, and a touch of Florida sunshine.
✨ Why It’s the "Perfect" Perch:
Artisanal Craftsmanship: Each stool is individually made-to-order in our woodshop in Largo, Florida. We don't do mass-produced; we do quality.
Fully Personalized: Make it yours! We offer funny custom engravings to add a wink to your morning routine or a heartfelt (or hilarious) message for a friend.
Health Meets Style: Achieve the doctor-recommended squatting position without ruining your bathroom’s "spa" aesthetic.
Premium Materials: Built from high-quality hardwoods that feel as good as they look.
📏 Dimensions & Custom Fit
We know every "throne" is different. Choose the height that best suits your comfort:
Length: 19 inches
Width: 7.5 inches
Height Options: Choose between 7.5-inch or 9.5-inch legs for the perfect anatomical alignment.
Personalization
If you want a personalized message, let us know
1. Where you would like it engraved Left Hand Side (as you're facing the commode), Right Hand Side (as you are facing the commode), or Center
2. The font you'd like engraved for your name, monogram, or message. If no font is selected, we will default to using font 3 for names or messages and font 9 for monograms.
🚀 Lightning Fast & Free Shipping
We know you’re excited to get your perch! Unlike other handmade shops that take weeks, we work fast:
Ready to Fly: Your stool is handcrafted and out our door in just 1 to 2 business days.
On the House: Enjoy FREE SHIPPING on every order within the USA.
🛠 Simple Tool-Free Assembly
We’ve designed The Perfect Perch with precision joinery for a sleek, hardware-free look. To assemble, simply align the legs with the pre-cut slots in the base. The legs are designed to press-fit for maximum stability. Just give each leg a gentle tap with a mallet (or a padded block) to seat them firmly into place. Once seated, your perch is rock-solid and ready for use!
🎁 The Ultimate Gift
Looking for a "Stool Stuhl" alternative that adds a bit of personality? The Perfect Perch is the ideal gift for:
Housewarming parties (that everyone will talk about!)
White Elephant exchanges
The "person who has everything"
Yourself (because you deserve a better bathroom experience)
"A stool for your feet to make your stools neat." Click "Add to Cart" to bring home The Perfect Perch today!
Note: Not for use as a step-stool. Please only use while seated.
HOW TO ORDER
Please read our instructions carefully - we will engrave exactly as requested in the personalization box. We are not able to make changes once your order is processed.
Add your request in the Personalization Box:
- What you'd like engraved
- Your font choice (see our listing photos for reference).
- Engraving Placement (See photos for placement options)
If no font is specified, we'll use Font 3 for names and Font 9 for monograms.
Fonts 7-9 are monogram fonts that showcase a larger middle initial. Please send initials in the exact order you want them engraved. The middle initial will be larger.
Font 7 will mirror some letters to fit within the shape and can fit max 3 letters.
For Font 10 specify the letter you want used for the large initial. If none is specified, we'll use the first initial of the last name, or first name given.
CUSTOM GRAPHICS / LOGOS
If you'd like a Sports Team, Company Logo or any custom image engraved - let us know in the personalization box and send us a high quality, black and white graphic (with no grey areas or shading) via email: info@leftcoastoriginal.com
BAMBOO CARE
We recommend hand washing and air drying. You can treat your bamboo product with mineral or cooking oil to keep it looking great forever. Well-hydrated bamboo will repel stains.
Our homemade board butter is available for purchase here.
Not Dishwasher safe. Do not soak.
BUYING IN BULK?
Whether you're a small business owner looking for promotional business materials, a large corporation searching for the perfect corporate gifts for your employees, or a proactive mom stocking up on all the essentials for the next gifting season, Left Coast Original has got you covered!
We offer special wholesale pricing on orders with a quantity of 20+.
Refer to the Quantity Discount chart for pricing information, then add your desired quantity to cart and the discount will be automatically applied. It's that easy!
SHIPPING
Usually ships in about 1-2 business days.
While we don't make delivery date guarantees shipping upgrades are available upon checkout. We have a quick turnaround time so please double check your shipping address before placing an order. We cannot make changes to the shipping address or upgrade the shipping method once the order is placed and processed.
INTERNATIONAL ORDERS
Customers are responsible for customs fees, taxes, or any other international charges. Please read our shop policies before placing an order with an international shipping address.
REFUNDS/EXCHANGES
All items in our shop are made per order and just for you. Personalized pieces are not eligible for refunds or returns.
If there is a material defect with the piece, we will gladly make you a new one. If you have a question or concern about your order, please message us first so we can help fix the situation. We stand behind our work and aim to create the highest quality products.
Please review our Store Policy + FAQ and Shipping & Returns policies before placing your order for questions concerning proofs, our engraving process, non-personalized returns, international shipping, and delayed/lost packages.
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